how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density
I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle